Daily FortunesMay 11, 2018
Hey, Jim, it's me, Susie Lillis from the laundromat. You said...
Hey, Jim, it's me, Susie Lillis from the laundromat. You said you were
gonna call and it's been two weeks. What's wrong, you lose my number?
HEY KIDS! ANN LANDERS SAYS:
Be sure it's true, when...
HEY KIDS! ANN LANDERS SAYS:
Be sure it's true, when you say "I love you". It's a sin to
tell a lie. Millions of hearts have been broken, just because
these words were spoken.
"Hey, Sam, how about a loan?"
"Whattaya...
"Hey, Sam, how about a loan?"
"Whattaya need?"
"Oh, about $500."
"Whattaya got for collateral?"
"Whattaya need?"
"How about an eye?"
-- Sam Giancana
Hey, what do you expect from a culture that
*drives*...
Hey, what do you expect from a culture that
*drives* on *parkways* and *parks* on *driveways*?
-- Gallagher
Hi! I'm Larry. This is my brother Bob, and this is my other...
Hi! I'm Larry. This is my brother Bob, and this is my other brother
Jimbo. We thought you might like to know the names of your assailants.
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Daily Fortunes for May 11, 2018
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