Daily Fortunes

Oct 9, 2019

Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit? A: Unique up...
Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit? A: Unique up on it! Q: How do you catch a tame rabbit? A: The tame way!

Q: How do you keep a moron in suspense?
Q: How do you keep a moron in suspense?

Q: How do you know when you're in the <ethnic>...
Q: How do you know when you're in the <ethnic> section of Vermont? A: The maple sap buckets are hanging on utility poles.

Q: How do you play religious roulette? A: You stand...
Q: How do you play religious roulette? A: You stand around in a circle and blaspheme and see who gets struck by lightning first.

Q: How do you save a drowning lawyer? A: Throw him...
Q: How do you save a drowning lawyer? A: Throw him a rock.

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