Daily Fortunes

Dec 9, 2019

Retirement means that when someone says "Have a nice...
Retirement means that when someone says "Have a nice day", you actually have a shot at it.

Reunite Gondwondaland!
Reunite Gondwondaland!

Rev. Jim: What does an amber light mean? Bobby: ...
Rev. Jim: What does an amber light mean? Bobby: Slow down. Rev. Jim: What... does... an... amber... light... mean? Bobby: Slow down. Rev. Jim: What.... does.... an.... amber.... light....

Revenge is a form of nostalgia.
Revenge is a form of nostalgia.

Revenge is a meal best served cold.
Revenge is a meal best served cold.

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