Daily FortunesDec 1, 2019
When I was young we didn't have MTV; we
had to take drugs...
When I was young we didn't have MTV; we
had to take drugs and go to concerts.
-- Steven Pearl
When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it...
When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened
or not; but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot
remember any but the things that never happened. It is sad to go to
pieces like this but we all have to do it...
When I woke up this morning, my girlfriend asked if I had
slept...
When I woke up this morning, my girlfriend asked if I had
slept well. I said, "No, I made a few mistakes."
-- Steven Wright
When I works, I works hard.
When I sits, I sits easy.
And when...
When I works, I works hard.
When I sits, I sits easy.
And when I thinks, I goes to sleep.
When I'm gone, boxing will be nothing again. The fans with...
When I'm gone, boxing will be nothing again. The fans with the cigars and
the hats turned down'll be there, but no more housewives and little men in
the street and foreign presidents. It's goin' to be back to the fighter who
comes to town, smells a flower, visits...
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Daily Fortunes for Dec 1, 2019
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