Freebsd Fortunes 5
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Fortune: 1901 - 1910 of 2298 from Freebsd Fortunes 5

Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1901 of 2298

Revenge is a form of nostalgia.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1902 of 2298

Revenge is a meal best served cold.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1903 of 2298

Review Questions

1:      If Nerd on the planet Nutley starts out in his spaceship at 20 KPH,
        and his speed doubles every 3.2 seconds, how long will it be before
        he exceeds the speed of light?  How long will it be before the
        Galactic Patrol picks up the pieces of his spaceship?

2:      If Roger Rowdy wrecks his car every week, and each week he breaks
        twice as many bones as before, how long will it be before he breaks
        every bone in his body?  How long will it be before they cut off
        his insurance?  Where does he get a new car every week?

3:      If Johnson drinks one beer the first hour (slow start), four beers
        the next hour, nine beers the next, etc., and stacks the cans in
        a pyramid, how soon will Johnson's pyramid be larger than King
        Tut's?  When will it fall on him?  Will he notice?
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1904 of 2298

Revolution, n:
        A form of government abroad.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1905 of 2298

Revolution, n:
        In politics, an abrupt change in the form of misgovernment.
                -- Ambrose Bierce
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1906 of 2298

revolutionary, adj:
        Repackaged.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1907 of 2298

Rhode's Law:
        When any principle, law, tenet, probability, happening, circumstance,
        or result can in no way be directly, indirectly, empirically, or
        circuitously proven, derived, implied, inferred, induced, deducted,
        estimated, or scientifically guessed, it will always for the purpose
        of convenience, expediency, political advantage, material gain, or
        personal comfort, or any combination of the above, or none of the
        above, be unilaterally and unequivocally assumed, proclaimed, and
        adhered to as absolute truth to be undeniably, universally, immutably,
        and infinitely so, until such time as it becomes advantageous to
        assume otherwise, maybe.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1908 of 2298

Rhode's Law:
        When any principle, law, tenet, probability, happening, circumstance,
or result can in no way be directly, indirectly, empirically, or circuitously
proven, derived, implied, inferred, induced, deducted, estimated, or
scientifically guessed, it will always for the purpose of convenience,
expediency, political advantage, material gain, or personal comfort, or any
combination of the above, or none of the above, be unilaterally and
unequivocally assumed, proclaimed, and adhered to as absolute truth to be
undeniably, universally, immutably, and infinitely so, until such time as
it becomes advantageous to assume otherwise, maybe.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1909 of 2298

Rich bachelors should be heavily taxed.  It is not fair that some men
should be happier than others.
                -- Oscar Wilde
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1910 of 2298

Richard Nixon was the most dishonest individual I have ever met in my life.
He lied to his wife, his family, his friends, his colleagues in the Congress,
lifetime members of his own political party, the American people, and the
world.
                -- Senator Barry Goldwater
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