Daily Fortunes

Mar 5, 2019

Chihuahuas drive me crazy. I can't stand anything that shivers...
Chihuahuas drive me crazy. I can't stand anything that shivers when it's warm.

"Contrary to popular belief, penguins are not...
"Contrary to popular belief, penguins are not the salvation of modern technology. Neither do they throw parties for the urban proletariat."

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in?...
Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. -- Sue Murphy

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Dogs just don't seem to be able to tell the difference between...
Dogs just don't seem to be able to tell the difference between important people and the rest of us.

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