Daily Fortunes

Jun 28, 2019

First Law of Procrastination: Procrastination shortens...
First Law of Procrastination: Procrastination shortens the job and places the responsibility for its termination on someone else (i.e., the authority who imposed the deadline). Fifth Law of Procrastination: Procrastination avoids boredom;...

First Law of Socio-Genetics: Celibacy is...
First Law of Socio-Genetics: Celibacy is not hereditary.

First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity,...
First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity, no really self-respecting woman would take advantage of it. -- George Bernard Shaw, "John Bull's Other Island"

First Rule of History: History doesn't repeat itself...
First Rule of History: History doesn't repeat itself -- historians merely repeat each other.

First rule of public speaking. First, tell 'em what...
First rule of public speaking. First, tell 'em what you're goin' to tell 'em; then tell 'em; then tell 'em what you've tole 'em.

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