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Nov 28, 2019

It's later than you think, the joint Russian-American space...
It's later than you think, the joint Russian-American space mission has already begun.

It's like deja vu all over again. -- Yogi Berra
It's like deja vu all over again. -- Yogi Berra

It's Like This Even the samurai have teddy bears, and even...
It's Like This Even the samurai have teddy bears, and even the teddy bears get drunk.

It's lucky you're going so slowly, because you're going in...
It's lucky you're going so slowly, because you're going in the wrong direction.

It's multiple choice time... What is FORTRAN? ...
It's multiple choice time... What is FORTRAN? a: Between thre and fiv tran. b: What two computers engage in before they interface. c: Ridiculous.
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