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Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise. --...
Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise. -- John Heywood
Wedding, n: A ceremony at which two persons undertake...
Wedding, n: A ceremony at which two persons undertake to become one, one undertakes to become nothing and nothing undertakes to become supportable. -- Ambrose Bierce
Wedding rings are the world's smallest handcuffs.
Wedding rings are the world's smallest handcuffs.
Weed's Axiom: Never ask two questions in a business...
Weed's Axiom: Never ask two questions in a business letter. The reply will discuss the one in which you are least interested and say nothing about the other.
Weekend, where are you?
Weekend, where are you?
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