Daily Fortunes

Mar 25, 2007

Q: What's yellow, and equivalent to the Axiom...
Q: What's yellow, and equivalent to the Axiom of Choice? A: Zorn's Lemon.

Q: Where's the Lone Ranger take his garbage? A:...
Q: Where's the Lone Ranger take his garbage? A: To the dump, to the dump, to the dump dump dump! Q: What's the Pink Panther say when he steps on an ant hill? A: Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant...

Q: Who cuts the grass on Walton's Mountain? A: Lawn...
Q: Who cuts the grass on Walton's Mountain? A: Lawn Boy.

Q: Why are Jewish divorces so expensive? A: Because...
Q: Why are Jewish divorces so expensive? A: Because they're worth it!

Q: Why did the astrophysicist order three hamburgers? A: ...
Q: Why did the astrophysicist order three hamburgers? A: Because he was hungry.

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