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Mar 12, 2007

Real programmers disdain structured programming. Structured...
Real programmers disdain structured programming. Structured programming is for compulsive neurotics who were prematurely toilet- trained. They wear neckties and carefully line up pencils on otherwise clear desks.

Real programmers don't bring brown-bag lunches. If the vending...
Real programmers don't bring brown-bag lunches. If the vending machine doesn't sell it, they don't eat it. Vending machines don't sell quiche.

Real programmers don't comment their code. It was hard...
Real programmers don't comment their code. It was hard to write, it should be hard to understand.

Real programmers don't draw flowcharts. Flowcharts are, after...
Real programmers don't draw flowcharts. Flowcharts are, after all, the illiterate's form of documentation. Cavemen drew flowcharts; look how much good it did them.

Real Programmers don't eat quiche. They eat Twinkies...
Real Programmers don't eat quiche. They eat Twinkies and Szechwan food.

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