Daily Fortunes

Mar 17, 2007

It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it...
It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it. -- Steven Wright

It's hard to get ivory in Africa, but in Alabama...
It's hard to get ivory in Africa, but in Alabama the Tuscaloosa. -- Groucho Marx

It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there...
It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens. -- Woody Allen

Last night the power went out. Good thing my camera had...
Last night the power went out. Good thing my camera had a flash.... The neighbors thought it was lightning in my house, so they called the cops. -- Steven Wright

Last year we drove across the country... We switched on...
Last year we drove across the country... We switched on the driving... every half mile. We had one cassette tape to listen to on the entire trip. I don't remember what it was. -- Steven Wright

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