Daily Fortunes

Mar 20, 2007

air, n.: A nutritious substance supplied by a bountiful...
air, n.: A nutritious substance supplied by a bountiful Providence for the fattening of the poor. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"

Alaska: A prelude to "No."
Alaska: A prelude to "No."

Albrecht's Law: Social innovations tend to the level...
Albrecht's Law: Social innovations tend to the level of minimum tolerable well-being.

Alden's Laws: (1) Giving away baby clothes...
Alden's Laws: (1) Giving away baby clothes and furniture is the major cause of pregnancy. (2) Always be backlit. (3) Sit down whenever possible.

algorithm, n.: Trendy dance for hip programmers.
algorithm, n.: Trendy dance for hip programmers.

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