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Mar 1, 2007

Well, don't worry about it... It's nothing. --...
Well, don't worry about it... It's nothing. -- Lieutenant Kermit Tyler (Duty Officer of Shafter Information Center, Hawaii), upon being informed that Private Joseph Lockard had picked up a radar signal of what appeared...

Well, fancy giving money to the Government! Might as well have...
Well, fancy giving money to the Government! Might as well have put it down the drain. Fancy giving money to the Government! Nobody will see the stuff again. Well, they've no idea what money's for -- Ten to one they'll start another war. I've heard a lot of silly things,...

We'll have solar energy when the power companies develop...
We'll have solar energy when the power companies develop a sunbeam meter.

Well, he didn't know what to do, so he decided to look at...
Well, he didn't know what to do, so he decided to look at the government, to see what they did, and scale it down and run his life that way. -- Laurie Anderson

Well, here it is, 1983, so it won't be long before you start...
Well, here it is, 1983, so it won't be long before you start reading a lot of boring stories about people like Vance Hartke. Hartke is a governor or mayor or something from one of the flatter states, and the reason you'll be reading about him is that he's one of the 50...

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