| Freebsd Fortunes 7: 611 of 1340 |
Why be a man when you can be a success?
-- Bertolt Brecht
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| Freebsd Fortunes 7: 612 of 1340 |
Why be difficult when, with a bit of effort, you could be impossible?
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| Freebsd Fortunes 7: 613 of 1340 |
Why be difficult, when, with just a little effort, you can be impossible?
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| Freebsd Fortunes 7: 614 of 1340 |
Why be difficult, when, with just a
little more effort, you can be impossible?
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| Freebsd Fortunes 7: 615 of 1340 |
Why bother building anymore nuclear
warheads until we use the ones we have?
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| Freebsd Fortunes 7: 616 of 1340 |
Why did the Lord give us so much quickness of
movement unless it was to avoid responsibility with?
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| Freebsd Fortunes 7: 617 of 1340 |
Why did the Roman Empire collapse?
What's the Latin for office automation?
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| Freebsd Fortunes 7: 618 of 1340 |
Why do mathematicians insist on using words that already have another
meaning? "It is the complex case that is easier to deal with." "If it
doesn't happen at a corner, but at an edge, it nonetheless happens at a
corner."
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| Freebsd Fortunes 7: 619 of 1340 |
Why do seagulls live near the sea?
'Cause if they lived near the bay, they'd be called baygulls.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 7: 620 of 1340 |
Why do so many foods come packaged in plastic?
It's quite uncanny.
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