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17th Rule of Friendship:
A friend will refrain from telling you he picked up the same amount of
life insurance coverage you did for half the price when yours is
noncancellable.
-- Esquire, May 1977
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| Linux Definitions: 2 of 1105 |
186,282 miles per second:
It isn't just a good idea, it's the law!
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18th Rule of Friendship:
A friend will let you hold the ladder while he goes up on the roof
to install your new aerial, which is the biggest son-of-a-bitch you
ever saw.
-- Esquire, May 1977
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| Linux Definitions: 4 of 1105 |
2180, U.S. History question:
What 20th Century U.S. President was almost impeached and what
office did he later hold?
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| Linux Definitions: 5 of 1105 |
3rd Law of Computing:
Anything that can go wr
fortune: Segmentation violation -- Core dumped
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| Linux Definitions: 6 of 1105 |
667:
The neighbor of the beast.
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| Linux Definitions: 7 of 1105 |
A hypothetical paradox:
What would happen in a battle between an Enterprise security team,
who always get killed soon after appearing, and a squad of Imperial
Stormtroopers, who can't hit the broad side of a planet?
-- Tom Galloway
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| Linux Definitions: 8 of 1105 |
A Law of Computer Programming:
Make it possible for programmers to write in English
and you will find that programmers cannot write in English.
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| Linux Definitions: 9 of 1105 |
A musician, an artist, an architect:
the man or woman who is not one of these is not a Christian.
-- William Blake
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| Linux Definitions: 10 of 1105 |
A new koan:
If you have some ice cream, I will give it to you.
If you have no ice cream, I will take it away from you.
It is an ice cream koan.
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