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Fortune: 241 - 250 of 1105 from Linux Definitions

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Cynic, n.:
        Experienced.
 
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Cynic, n.:
        One who looks through rose-colored glasses with a jaundiced eye.
 
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Data, n.:
        An accrual of straws on the backs of theories.
 
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Data, n.:
        Computerspeak for "information".  Properly pronounced
        the way Bostonians pronounce the word for a female child.
 
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Davis' Law of Traffic Density:
        The density of rush-hour traffic is directly proportional to
        1.5 times the amount of extra time you allow to arrive on time.
 
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Davis's Dictum:
        Problems that go away by themselves, come back by themselves.
 
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Dawn, n.:
        The time when men of reason go to bed.
                -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
 
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Deadwood, n.:
        Anyone in your company who is more senior than you are.
 
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Death wish, n.:
        The only wish that always comes true, whether or not one wishes it to.
 
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Decision maker, n.:
        The person in your office who was unable to form a task force
        before the music stopped.
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