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handshaking protocol, n:
A process employed by hostile hardware devices to initate a
terse but civil dialogue, which, in turn, is characterized by
occasional misunderstanding, sulking, and name-calling.
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Hangover, n.:
The burden of proof.
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hangover, n.:
The wrath of grapes.
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Hanlon's Razor:
Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained
by stupidity.
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Hanson's Treatment of Time:
There are never enough hours in a day, but always too many days
before Saturday.
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Happiness, n.:
An agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery of another.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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hard, adj.:
The quality of your own data; also how it is to believe those
of other people.
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Hardware, n.:
The parts of a computer system that can be kicked.
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Harriet's Dining Observation:
In every restaurant, the hardness of the butter pats
increases in direct proportion to the softness of the bread.
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Harris's Lament:
All the good ones are taken.
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