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honeymoon, n.:
A short period of doting between dating and debting.
-- Ray C. Bandy
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Honorable, adj.:
Afflicted with an impediment in one's reach. In legislative
bodies, it is customary to mention all members as honorable; as,
"the honorable gentleman is a scurvy cur."
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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Horner's Five Thumb Postulate:
Experience varies directly with equipment ruined.
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Horngren's Observation:
Among economists, the real world is often a special case.
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Household hint:
If you are out of cream for your coffee, mayonnaise makes a
dandy substitute.
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HOW YOU CAN TELL THAT IT'S GOING TO BE A ROTTEN DAY:
#1040 Your income tax refund cheque bounces.
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HOW YOU CAN TELL THAT IT'S GOING TO BE A ROTTEN DAY:
#15 Your pet rock snaps at you.
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HOW YOU CAN TELL THAT IT'S GOING TO BE A ROTTEN DAY:
#32: You call your answering service and they've never heard of you.
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Howe's Law:
Everyone has a scheme that will not work.
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Hubbard's Law:
Don't take life too seriously; you won't get out of it alive.
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