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fenderberg, n.:
The large glacial deposits that form on the insides
of car fenders during snowstorms.
-- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends
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Ferguson's Precept:
A crisis is when you can't say "let's forget the whole thing."
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Fidelity, n.:
A virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.
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Fifth Law of Applied Terror:
If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.
Corollary:
If you are given a take-home exam, you will forget where you live.
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Fifth Law of Procrastination:
Procrastination avoids boredom; one never has the feeling that
there is nothing important to do.
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File cabinet:
A four drawer, manually activated trash compactor.
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filibuster, n.:
Throwing your wait around.
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Finagle's Creed:
Science is true. Don't be misled by facts.
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Finagle's Eighth Law:
If an experiment works, something has gone wrong.
Finagle's Ninth Law:
No matter what results are expected, someone is always willing to
fake it.
Finagle's Tenth Law:
No matter what the result someone is always eager to misinterpret it.
Finagle's Eleventh Law:
No matter what occurs, someone believes it happened according to
his pet theory.
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Finagle's First Law:
If an experiment works, something has gone wrong.
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