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Secretary's Revenge:
Filing almost everything under "the".
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Seleznick's Theory of Holistic Medicine:
Ice Cream cures all ills. Temporarily.
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| Linux Definitions: 913 of 1105 |
Self Test for Paranoia:
You know you have it when you can't think of anything that's
your own fault.
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Senate, n.:
A body of elderly gentlemen charged with high duties and misdemeanors.
-- Ambrose Bierce
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| Linux Definitions: 915 of 1105 |
senility, n.:
The state of mind of elderly persons with whom one happens to disagree.
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serendipity, n.:
The process by which human knowledge is advanced.
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Serocki's Stricture:
Marriage is always a bachelor's last option.
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Shannon's Observation:
Nothing is so frustrating as a bad situation that is beginning to
improve.
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| Linux Definitions: 919 of 1105 |
share, n.:
To give in, endure humiliation.
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Shaw's Principle:
Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool will
want to use it.
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