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Shedenhelm's Law:
All trails have more uphill sections than they have downhill sections.
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Shick's Law:
There is no problem a good miracle can't solve.
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Silverman's Law:
If Murphy's Law can go wrong, it will.
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Simon's Law:
Everything put together falls apart sooner or later.
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Skinner's Constant (or Flannagan's Finagling Factor):
That quantity which, when multiplied by, divided by, added to,
or subtracted from the answer you got, gives you the answer you
should have gotten.
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Slick's Three Laws of the Universe:
(1) Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.
(2) A quarter-ounce of chocolate = four pounds of fat.
(3) There are two types of dirt: the dark kind, which is
attracted to light objects, and the light kind, which is
attracted to dark objects.
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Slous' Contention:
If you do a job too well, you'll get stuck with it.
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Slurm, n.:
The slime that accumulates on the underside of a soap bar when
it sits in the dish too long.
-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
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Snacktrek, n.:
The peculiar habit, when searching for a snack, of constantly
returning to the refrigerator in hopes that something new will have
materialized.
-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
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snappy repartee:
What you'd say if you had another chance.
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