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Sodd's Second Law:
Sooner or later, the worst possible set of circumstances is
bound to occur.
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| Linux Definitions: 932 of 1105 |
Software, n.:
Formal evening attire for female computer analysts.
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| Linux Definitions: 933 of 1105 |
Some points to remember [about animals]:
(1) Don't go to sleep under big animals, e.g., elephants, rhinoceri,
hippopotamuses;
(2) Don't put animals with sharp teeth or poisonous fangs down the
front of your clothes;
(3) Don't pat certain animals, e.g., crocodiles and scorpions or dogs
you have just kicked.
-- Mike Harding, "The Armchair Anarchist's Almanac"
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| Linux Definitions: 934 of 1105 |
spagmumps, n.:
Any of the millions of Styrofoam wads that accompany mail-order items.
-- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends
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| Linux Definitions: 935 of 1105 |
Speer's 1st Law of Proofreading:
The visibility of an error is inversely proportional to the
number of times you have looked at it.
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| Linux Definitions: 936 of 1105 |
Spence's Admonition:
Never stow away on a kamikaze plane.
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| Linux Definitions: 937 of 1105 |
Spirtle, n.:
The fine stream from a grapefruit that always lands right in your eye.
-- Sniglets, "Rich Hall & Friends"
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| Linux Definitions: 938 of 1105 |
Spouse, n.:
Someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you
wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single.
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| Linux Definitions: 939 of 1105 |
squatcho, n.:
The button at the top of a baseball cap.
-- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends
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standards, n.:
The principles we use to reject other people's code.
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