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QOTD:
"Oh, no, no... I'm not beautiful. Just very, very pretty."
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| Linux Definitions: 812 of 1105 |
QOTD:
"Our parents were never our age."
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| Linux Definitions: 813 of 1105 |
QOTD:
"Overweight is when you step on your dog's tail and it dies."
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| Linux Definitions: 814 of 1105 |
QOTD:
"Say, you look pretty athletic. What say we put a pair of tennis
shoes on you and run you into the wall?"
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| Linux Definitions: 815 of 1105 |
QOTD:
"She's about as smart as bait."
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| Linux Definitions: 816 of 1105 |
QOTD:
"Sure, I turned down a drink once. Didn't understand the question."
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| Linux Definitions: 817 of 1105 |
QOTD:
"The baby was so ugly they had to hang a pork chop around its
neck to get the dog to play with it."
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QOTD:
"The elder gods went to Suggoth and all I got was this lousy T-shirt."
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QOTD:
"There may be no excuse for laziness, but I'm sure looking."
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| Linux Definitions: 820 of 1105 |
QOTD:
"This is a one line proof... if we start sufficiently far to the
left."
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