| Linux Definitions: 731 of 1105 |
politics, n.:
A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles.
The conduct of public affairs for private advantage.
-- Ambrose Bierce
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| Linux Definitions: 732 of 1105 |
Pollyanna's Educational Constant:
The hyperactive child is never absent.
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| Linux Definitions: 733 of 1105 |
polygon:
Dead parrot.
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| Linux Definitions: 734 of 1105 |
Poorman's Rule:
When you pull a plastic garbage bag from its handy dispenser package,
you always get hold of the closed end and try to pull it open.
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| Linux Definitions: 735 of 1105 |
Portable, adj.:
Survives system reboot.
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| Linux Definitions: 736 of 1105 |
Positive, adj.:
Mistaken at the top of one's voice.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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| Linux Definitions: 737 of 1105 |
poverty, n.:
An unfortunate state that persists as long
as anyone lacks anything he would like to have.
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| Linux Definitions: 738 of 1105 |
Power, n.:
The only narcotic regulated by the SEC instead of the FDA.
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| Linux Definitions: 739 of 1105 |
prairies, n.:
Vast plains covered by treeless forests.
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| Linux Definitions: 740 of 1105 |
Prejudice:
A vagrant opinion without visible means of support.
-- Ambrose Bierce
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