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Hanson's Treatment of Time:
There are never enough hours in a day, but always too many days
before Saturday.
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Happiness, n.:
An agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery of another.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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hard, adj.:
The quality of your own data; also how it is to believe those
of other people.
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Hardware, n.:
The parts of a computer system that can be kicked.
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Harriet's Dining Observation:
In every restaurant, the hardness of the butter pats
increases in direct proportion to the softness of the bread.
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Harris's Lament:
All the good ones are taken.
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Harrisberger's Fourth Law of the Lab:
Experience is directly proportional to the amount of equipment ruined.
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Harrison's Postulate:
For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.
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Hartley's First Law:
You can lead a horse to water, but if you can get him to float
on his back, you've got something.
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Hatred, n.:
A sentiment appropriate to the occasion of another's superiority.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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