Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday August 7, 2006

Wouldn't the sentence "I want to put a hyphen between...
Wouldn't the sentence "I want to put a hyphen between the words Fish and And and And and Chips in my Fish-And-Chips sign" have been clearer if quotation marks had been placed before Fish, and between Fish and and, and and and And, and And...

Life would be so much easier if we could just look at...
Life would be so much easier if we could just look at the source code. -- Dave Olson

There was a young harlot from Kew Who filled her vagina with...
There was a young harlot from Kew Who filled her vagina with glue. She said with a grin, "If they pay to get in, They'll pay to get out of it too."

A computer salesman visits a company president for the purpose...
A computer salesman visits a company president for the purpose of selling the president one of the latest talking computers. Salesman: "This machine knows everything. I can ask it any quesstion and it'll give the correct...

Preserve the old, but know the new.
Preserve the old, but know the new.

A social scientist, studying the culture and traditions of...
A social scientist, studying the culture and traditions of a small North African tribe, found a woman still practicing the ancient art of matchmaking. Locally, she was known as the Moor, the marrier.