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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday August 15, 2006


Love is like the measles; we all have to go through it...
Love is like the measles; we all have to go through it. -- Jerome K. Jerome

Show respect for age. Drink good Scotch for a change.
Show respect for age. Drink good Scotch for a change.

Adopted kids are such a pain -- you have to teach them how...
Adopted kids are such a pain -- you have to teach them how to look like you ... -- Gilda Radner

Aliquid melius quam pessimum optimum non est.
Aliquid melius quam pessimum optimum non est.

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