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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday November 13, 2012


In order to live free and happily, you must sacrifice...
In order to live free and happily, you must sacrifice boredom. It is not always an easy sacrifice.

Don't let nobody tell you what you cannot do; don't let nobody...
Don't let nobody tell you what you cannot do; don't let nobody tell you what's impossible for you; don't let nobody tell you what you got to do, or you'll never know ... what's on the other side of the rainbow... remember, if you don't follow your...

Say it with flowers, Or say it with mink, But whatever...
Say it with flowers, Or say it with mink, But whatever you do, Don't say it with ink! -- Jimmie Durante

Under the wide and starry sky, Dig my grave and let...
Under the wide and starry sky, Dig my grave and let me lie, Glad did I live and gladly die, And laid me down with a will, And this be the verse that you grave for me, Here he lies where he longed to be, Home is the sailor home from the sea, And...

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