Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday November 28, 2012

Shah, shah! Ayatulla you so!
Shah, shah! Ayatulla you so!

There was a young fellow named Feeney Whose girl was a terrible...
There was a young fellow named Feeney Whose girl was a terrible meany. The hatch of her snatch Had a catch that would latch - She could only be screwed by Houdini.

There was a young fellow named Gene Who first picked...
There was a young fellow named Gene Who first picked his asshole quite clean. He next picked his toes, And lastly his nose, And he never did wash in between.

There was a young fellow named Gluck Who found himself shit...
There was a young fellow named Gluck Who found himself shit out of luck. Though he petted and wooed, When he tried to get screwed He found virgins just don't give a fuck.

There was a young lady from Spain Who demurely undressed on...
There was a young lady from Spain Who demurely undressed on a train. A helpful young porter Helped more than he orter, And she promptly cried "Help me again"

There was an old man from Duluth Whose cock was shot off in...
There was an old man from Duluth Whose cock was shot off in his youth. He fucked with his nose Or his fingers and toes And he came thru a hole in his tooth.

"You are old," said the youth, "as I mentioned...
"You are old," said the youth, "as I mentioned before, And make errors few people could bear; You complain about everyone's English but yours -- Do you really think this is quite fair?" "I make lots...

The Worst Lines of Verse For a start, we can rule out James...
The Worst Lines of Verse For a start, we can rule out James Grainger's promising line: "Come, muse, let us sing of rats." Grainger (1721-67) did not have the courage of his convictions and deleted these words on discovering that...