Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday November 30, 2012

Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty...
Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences go, it's one of the best. -- Woody Allen

Don't you wish you had more energy... or less ambition?
Don't you wish you had more energy... or less ambition?

Hier liegt ein Mann ganz obnegleich; Im Leibe dick, an Suden...
Hier liegt ein Mann ganz obnegleich; Im Leibe dick, an Suden reich. Wir haben ihn in das Grab gesteckt, Here lies a man with sundry flaws Weil es uns dunkt er sei verreckt. And numerous Sins upon his head; ...