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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday June 11, 2012


Hofstadter's Law: It always takes longer than...
Hofstadter's Law: It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take Hofstadter's Law into account.

gossip, n.: Hearing something you like about someone...
gossip, n.: Hearing something you like about someone you don't. -- Earl Wilson

The glances over cocktails That seemed to be so sweet Don't...
The glances over cocktails That seemed to be so sweet Don't seem quite so amorous Over Shredded Wheat

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