Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday June 4, 2012

There was a strong man of Drumrig Who one day did seven times...
There was a strong man of Drumrig Who one day did seven times frig. He buggered three sailors, Four dogs and two tailors, And ended by fucking a pig.

There's got to be more to life than compile-and-go.
There's got to be more to life than compile-and-go.

Once upon a time there was a DOS user who saw Unix, and...
Once upon a time there was a DOS user who saw Unix, and saw that it was good. After typing cp on his DOS machine at home, he downloaded GNU's unix tools ported to DOS and installed them. He rm'd, cp'd, and mv'd happily for many days, and upon finding...

die_if_kernel("Oops", regs, error_code); (From...
die_if_kernel("Oops", regs, error_code); (From linux/arch/i386/mm/fault.c)