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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday June 6, 2012


Reactor error - core dumped!
Reactor error - core dumped!

Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which...
Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.

Hanson's Treatment of Time: There are never enough...
Hanson's Treatment of Time: There are never enough hours in a day, but always too many days before Saturday.

Johnson's law: Systems resemble the organizations that...
Johnson's law: Systems resemble the organizations that create them.

Jones' Motto: Friends come and go, but enemies...
Jones' Motto: Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.

Murphy's Laws: (1) If anything can go wrong, it will...
Murphy's Laws: (1) If anything can go wrong, it will. (2) Nothing is as easy as it looks. (3) Everything takes longer than you think it will.

Universe, n.: The problem.
Universe, n.: The problem.

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