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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday September 19, 2012


No, I don't have a drinking problem. I drink, I get drunk,...
No, I don't have a drinking problem. I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem!

Probable-Possible, my black hen, She lays eggs in the Relative...
Probable-Possible, my black hen, She lays eggs in the Relative When. She doesn't lay eggs in the Positive Now Because she's unable to postulate How. -- Frederick Winsor

Proposed Country & Western Song Titles I Can't Get Over...
Proposed Country & Western Song Titles I Can't Get Over You, So I Get Up and Go Around to the Other Side If You Won't Leave Me Alone, I'll Find Someone Who Will I Knew That You'd Committed a Sin When You Came Home Late With Your Socks...

SHIFT TO THE LEFT! SHIFT TO THE RIGHT! POP UP, PUSH DOWN, BYTE,...
SHIFT TO THE LEFT! SHIFT TO THE RIGHT! POP UP, PUSH DOWN, BYTE, BYTE, BYTE!

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