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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday September 11, 2012


A young man with passions quite gingery Tore a hole in...
A young man with passions quite gingery Tore a hole in his sister's best lingerie. He slapped her behind And made up his mind To add incest to insult and injury.

Your analyst has you mixed up with another patient. Don't...
Your analyst has you mixed up with another patient. Don't believe a thing he tells you.

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