Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday September 2, 2012

There was a young girl of Asturias With a penchant...
There was a young girl of Asturias With a penchant for practices curious. She loved to bat rocks With her gentlemen's cocks -- A practice both rude and injurious.

You will be singled out for promotion in your work.
You will be singled out for promotion in your work.

You should avoid hedging, at least that's what I think.
You should avoid hedging, at least that's what I think.