Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday October 15, 2013

There was a young woman named Plunnery Who rejoiced in...
There was a young woman named Plunnery Who rejoiced in the practice of gunnery. Till one day unobservant, She blew up a servant, And was forced to retire to a nunnery. -- Edward Gorey

Captain Penny's Law: You can fool all of the people...
Captain Penny's Law: You can fool all of the people some of the time, and some of the people all of the time, but you Can't Fool Mom.

Among the lucky, you are the chosen one.
Among the lucky, you are the chosen one.

Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an...
Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid. -- Mark Twain