Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday October 27, 2013

We may not like doctors, but at least they doctor. Bankers...
We may not like doctors, but at least they doctor. Bankers are not ever popular but at least they bank. Policeman police and undertakers take under. But lawyers do not give us law. We receive not the gladsome light of jurisprudence, but rather...

There was a young lady named Bright Who could travel much...
There was a young lady named Bright Who could travel much faster than light. She took off one day, In a relative way, And returned on the previous night.

There was a young man named Crockett Whose balls got caught...
There was a young man named Crockett Whose balls got caught in a socket. His wife was a bitch So she threw the switch, And Crockett went off like a rocket.

There's a charming young lady named Beaulieu Who's often been...
There's a charming young lady named Beaulieu Who's often been screwed by yours truly, But now--it's appallin'-- My balls always fall in! I fear that I've fucked her unduly.

Q: What is the difference between Texas and yogurt? A: ...
Q: What is the difference between Texas and yogurt? A: Yogurt has culture.