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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday October 8, 2013


Reality is an obstacle to hallucination.
Reality is an obstacle to hallucination.

Sex without class consciousness cannot give satisfaction, even...
Sex without class consciousness cannot give satisfaction, even if it is repeated until infinity. -- Aldo Brandirali (Secretary of the Italian Marxist-Leninist Party), in a manual of the party's official sex guidelines, ...

There's an oversexed lady named Whyte Who insists on a dozen...
There's an oversexed lady named Whyte Who insists on a dozen a night. A fellow named Cheddar Had the brashness to wed her- His chance of survival is slight.

"It's the best thing since professional golfers...
"It's the best thing since professional golfers on 'ludes." -- Rick Obidiah

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