Humor: Best of Fortunes for Saturday October 19, 2013

Spelling is a lossed art.
Spelling is a lossed art.

Your lucky number is 3552664958674928. Watch for it everywhere.
Your lucky number is 3552664958674928. Watch for it everywhere.

With all the talent around, it's sort of amazing that a woman...
With all the talent around, it's sort of amazing that a woman could be up here with us. -- Ralph Kiner, on introducing an award winner

There once was a man from Sydney Who could put it up to...
There once was a man from Sydney Who could put it up to her kidney. But the man from Quebec Put it up to her neck; He had a big one, now didn't he?

Any program which runs right is obsolete.
Any program which runs right is obsolete.

Your lucky number is 3552664958674928. Watch for it everywhere.
Your lucky number is 3552664958674928. Watch for it everywhere.

If Karl, instead of writing a lot about Capital, had made a...
If Karl, instead of writing a lot about Capital, had made a lot of Capital, it would have been much better. -- Karl Marx's Mother

What I mean (and everybody else means) by the word QUALITY...
What I mean (and everybody else means) by the word QUALITY cannot be broken down into subjects and predicates. This is not because Quality is so mysterious but because Quality is so simple, immediate, and direct. -- R. Pirsig, "Zen and...