Freebsd Fortunes 5

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
                -- Erma Bombeck

Never go to bed mad.  Stay up and fight.
                -- Phyllis Diller, "Phyllis Diller's Housekeeping Hints"

Never have children, only grandchildren.
                -- Gore Vidal

Never have so many understood so little about so much.
                -- James Burke

Never hit a man with glasses; hit him with a baseball bat.

Never insult an alligator until you've crossed the river.

Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs repainting.
                -- Billy Rose

Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level.
                -- Quentin Crisp

Never kick a man, unless he's down.

Never laugh at live dragons.
                -- Bilbo Baggins