Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday October 14, 2018

"You should, without hesitation, pound your typewriter...
"You should, without hesitation, pound your typewriter into a plowshare, your paper into fertilizer, and enter agriculture." -- Business Professor, University of Georgia

There was a young fellow of Burma Whose betrothed had good...
There was a young fellow of Burma Whose betrothed had good reason to murmur. But now that he's married he's Been using cantharides And the root of their love is much firmer.

For a young man, not yet: for an old man, never at all...
For a young man, not yet: for an old man, never at all. -- Diogenes, asked when a man should marry When should a man marry? A young man, not yet; an elder man, not at all. -- Sir Francis Bacon, "Of Marriage...