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Feb 17, 2008

It was one of those perfect summer days -- the sun was shining,...
It was one of those perfect summer days -- the sun was shining, a breeze was blowing, the birds were singing, and the lawn mower was broken ... --- James Dent

It was one time too many One word too few It was all too much...
It was one time too many One word too few It was all too much for me and you There was one way to go Nothing more we could do One time too many One word too few -- Meredith Tanner

It was Penguin lust... at its ugliest.
It was Penguin lust... at its ugliest.

It was pity stayed his hand. "Pity I don't have any more...
It was pity stayed his hand. "Pity I don't have any more bullets," thought Frito. -- Harvard Lampoon, "Bored of the Rings"

It was pleasant to me to get a letter from you the other day...
It was pleasant to me to get a letter from you the other day. Perhaps I should have found it pleasanter if I had been able to decipher it. I don't think that I mastered anything beyond the date (which I knew) and the signature (which I guessed at). There's a singular...


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