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Sep 25, 2016

On the whole, I'd rather be in Philadelphia. --...
On the whole, I'd rather be in Philadelphia. -- W.C. Fields' epitaph

One of the rules of Busmanship, New York style, is never...
One of the rules of Busmanship, New York style, is never surrender your seat to another passenger. This may seem callous, but it is the best way, really. If one passenger were to give a seat to someone who fainted in the aisle, say, the others on the bus would become...

paak, n: A stadium or inclosed playing field. To put...
paak, n: A stadium or inclosed playing field. To put or leave (a a vehicle) for a time in a certain location. patato, n: The starchy, edible tuber of a widely cultivated plant. Septemba, n: The 9th month of the year. shua, n: ...

Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered...
Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it had merely been detected. -- Oscar Wilde

Philadelphia is not dull -- it just seems so because it is next...
Philadelphia is not dull -- it just seems so because it is next to exciting Camden, New Jersey.


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