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Sep 27, 2016

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. -- Sigmund...
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. -- Sigmund Freud

Sometimes, when I think of what that girl means to me, it's...
Sometimes, when I think of what that girl means to me, it's all I can do to keep from telling her. -- Andy Capp

Stanford women are responsible for the success of many Stanford...
Stanford women are responsible for the success of many Stanford men: they give them "just one more reason" to stay in and study every night.

Take my word for it, the silliest woman can manage a clever...
Take my word for it, the silliest woman can manage a clever man, but it needs a very clever woman to manage a fool. -- Kipling

Tehee quod she, and clapte the wyndow to. --...
Tehee quod she, and clapte the wyndow to. -- Geoffrey Chaucer


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