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Sep 29, 2016

Drinking is not a spectator sport. --...
Drinking is not a spectator sport. -- Jim Brosnan

Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools...
Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with, that it's compounding a felony. -- Robert Benchley

Drunks are rarely amusing unless they know some good songs...
Drunks are rarely amusing unless they know some good songs and lose a lot a poker. -- Karyl Roosevelt

Eggnog is a traditional holiday drink invented by the English...
Eggnog is a traditional holiday drink invented by the English. Many people wonder where the word "eggnog" comes from. The first syllable comes from the English word "egg", meaning "egg". I don't know where the "nog" comes from...

ELECTRIC JELL-O 2 boxes JELL-O brand gelatin 2 packages...
ELECTRIC JELL-O 2 boxes JELL-O brand gelatin 2 packages Knox brand unflavored gelatin 2 cups fruit (any variety) 2+ cups water 1/2 bottle Everclear brand grain alcohol Mix JELL-O and Knox gelatin into 2 cups of boiling water. Stir 'til fully...


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