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Sep 9, 2016

Q: What is the last thing a Kansas stripper takes off? A: ...
Q: What is the last thing a Kansas stripper takes off? A: Her bowling shoes.

Q: What is the mating call of a blonde? A: I think...
Q: What is the mating call of a blonde? A: I think I'm drunk. Q: What's the call of a disappointed blonde? A: I *said*, I *think* I'm drunk! Q: What is the mating call of the ugly blonde? A: (Screaming) "I said: I'm drunk!"

Q: What is the sound of one cat napping? A: Mu.
Q: What is the sound of one cat napping? A: Mu.

Q: What lies on the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A: ...
Q: What lies on the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A: A nervous wreck.

Q: What looks like a cat, flies like a bat, brays like...
Q: What looks like a cat, flies like a bat, brays like a donkey, and plays like a monkey? A: Nothing.


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