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Jan 29, 2017

There seems no plan because it is all plan. --...
There seems no plan because it is all plan. -- C.S. Lewis

There was a boy called Eustace Clarence Scrubb, and he almost...
There was a boy called Eustace Clarence Scrubb, and he almost deserved it." -- C.S. Lewis, "The Chronicles of Narnia"

There was a little girl Who had a little curl Right in...
There was a little girl Who had a little curl Right in the middle of her forehead. When she was good, she was very, very good And when she was bad, she was very, very popular. -- Max Miller, "The Max Miller Blue Book"

There was a man who enjoyed playing golf, and could...
There was a man who enjoyed playing golf, and could occasionallly put up with taking in a round with his wife. One time (with his wife along) he was having an extremely bad round. On the 12th hole, he sliced a drive over by a grounds-keepers' shack. Although he did...

There was a phone call for you.
There was a phone call for you.


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