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Feb 9, 2017

Law of Communications: The inevitable result...
Law of Communications: The inevitable result of improved and enlarged communications between different levels in a hierarchy is a vastly increased area of misunderstanding.

Law of Probable Dispersal: Whatever it is that hits...
Law of Probable Dispersal: Whatever it is that hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.

Law of Selective Gravity: An object will fall so as...
Law of Selective Gravity: An object will fall so as to do the most damage. Jenning's Corollary: The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.

Law of the Perversity of Nature: You cannot...
Law of the Perversity of Nature: You cannot successfully determine beforehand which side of the bread to butter.

Laws of Serendipity: (1) In order to discover...
Laws of Serendipity: (1) In order to discover anything, you must be looking for something. (2) If you wish to make an improved product, you must already be engaged in making an inferior one.


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